Carpet Fitter Puns

As normal don t expect too much hilarity or originality i left my bike beside a wall the other day and it fell over.

Carpet fitter puns.

Daughter wants to get new carpet laid in bedroom. For ten years he had spent his days sitting squatting kneeling or crawling on floors in houses offices shops factories and restaurants. I went to the house where the inventor of the toothbrush lived. For ten years he had spent his days sitting squatting kneeling or crawling on floors in houses offices shops factories and restaurants.

He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes. When his work was done no one ever appreciated it. Eddie was a carpet fitter and he hated it. Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.

In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump. Along one wall are flat pack built wardrobes and chest of drawers in middle. There are some carpet stories out there too a carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. Eddie was a carpet fitter and he hated it.

He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes. He popped outside out for a smoke only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes. Police think it was the work of rug addicts. Ten years of his life cutting and fitting carpets for other people to walk on without even seeing them.

He proceeded to take his hammer and flatten the hump. When his work was done. This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter. Chest of drawers can be removed for the fitting but she is reluctant understandably to start pulling flat pack furniture around.

Dennis a carpet fitter had just finished laying a carpet for mrs branch. What does speedy gonzales put down before fitting carpet. He retraced his steps and saw in the middle of the room under the carpet what appeared to be a small lump. Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late.

Nor are puns the only form of carpet humor not by a long shot. In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump. Ten years of his life cutting and fitting carpets for other people to walk on without even seeing them. Underlay underlay underlay what do mexicans put beneath their carpets.

It was two tyred. A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. There was no plaque on the wall. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts to provide social media features and to analyse web traffic.

A friend of mine is a carpet fitter.